Addicted to Quack

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While Independence is very much a dream at this point, the proposed city-theme park hybrid would bring several of Glenn’s seemingly disconnected projects into one place. A: When driving around in a car with a bumper sticker saying "I voted for Kerry, I'm gay, and I'm here to take your guns." Now the refugees will include people fleeing dangerous places like Syria, Libya, Florida…” – James Corden “This might sound like a lot of people, 110,000 people are coming in, but you’ve got to remember millions will be fleeing if Trump is elected.” – James Corden “Obama announced this today, the day after a tweet by the Trump campaign comparing refugees to poisoned Skittles.

Olympic observations

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The "Mike Pence is Race Bannon!" meme is storming the intertubes tonight... In it, Anwar bangs a tambourine, leading others in a joyful, call-and-response song. “Why is Morsi crying?” “Because Sisi arrested him,” everyone replies in unison. The link to the original is included with each item’s title. A bunch of stupid observations regarding debate, politics and humans in general :) Thank you so much for watching Onision channels!

The Wit and Wisdom of Margaret Thatcher: And Other Tory

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That's why our specialists came up with the most extravagant ways of extracting information about a person." Trump and that Sickly Lying Witch.'” – Conan O’Brien “Two days ago, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were tied in Florida, but today she is up by five points. What do you do if you see a one-legged Nazi? What do you do to keep a Nazi occupied all day? That effort, called Operation Hilarity, was organized by activist Markos Moulitsas Zuniga, the founder and publisher of Daily Kos, a popular blog among liberals and Democrats. "The longer this GOP primary drags on, the better the numbers for Team Blue," Moulitsas wrote.

What Obama Knows About Janitors

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The White House official also said that Obama will travel to the Middle East early next week and meet with America's new allies, including the leaders of Iran, Al Qaeda and the Mahdi Army. I have great responsibility and I'm the cleverest president in Nigerian history. I just wanted to mention this in the hopes that this criticism wouldn’t so easily be dismissed as some “stupid atheist” who doesn’t get it.

Welcome to Dumbfuckistan: The Dumbed-Down, Disinformed,

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I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. Before him, it was Reagan, who left the office with the same Alzheimer's he came in with. The President announces tax cuts for corporations in order to stimulate the economy. Though things are going great down there, About nuke matter Saddam never did buy. Naturally, we responded with more spoofs about how the Snopes.com CEO was arrested... The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. He has put these confused “Christians” into a very difficult and awkward position–They have come to deeply believe that they are REQUIRED to vote republican, but to all but the most blindly ignorant, the republican nominee for president is Anti-Everything-Jesus-Stood-For to a disturbingly obvious degree.

Random thoughts for a Monday

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May 21, 1688 was a satirist known for his Horatian satirist style and translation of the Illiad. Presidential candidate John Kasich told us many times that his father was a humble mailman. On December 29, 2009, Samsung sued Mike Breen, and the Korea Times for $1 million, claiming criminal defamation over a satirical column published on Christmas Day, 2009. [125] [126] On April 29, 2015, the UK Independence Party (UKIP) requested Kent Police investigate the BBC, claiming that comments made about Party leader Nigel Farage by a panelist on the comedy show Have I Got News For You might hinder his chances of success in the general election (which would take place a week later), and claimed the BBC breached the Representation of the People Act. [127] Kent Police rebuffed the request to open an investigation, and the BBC released a statement, "Britain has a proud tradition of satire, and everyone knows that the contributors on Have I Got News for You regularly make jokes at the expense of politicians of all parties." [127] Satire is occasionally prophetic: the jokes precede actual events. [128] [129] Among the eminent examples are: The 1784 presaging of modern daylight saving time, later actually proposed in 1907.

Cake or Death: The Excruciating Choices of Everyday Life

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Bush was derided by members of his own political party for stating a truism, “Immigrants are hard working, decent human beings,” when he proposed thoroughgoing immigration policy reform. But by citing this anecdote, Brand shirks a deeper and more complex debate about Gandhi and his work. Why do I feel the need to make these things? And like everyone who has ever bought a house learns, things in houses break. And general nuttiness from a "defense witness" in yesterday's edition of the Great Refuge Standoff trial: Ken Medenbach, the lone Oregon resident on trial on a federal conspiracy charge stemming from the seizure of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, told jurors Tuesday he's exactly where he wants to be, preaching about his views on land rights in a federal courtroom. "The federal government doesn't have authority to own land in the states,'' Medenbach said.

Nearly News: Satire Stories Seeking Significance 2006-2014

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Simon Says Play: Play Simon Says at your next training session. 77. Senseless About The Census "Attention unhinged wingnuts: Obama�s Census illegally invades your privacy! ..." This year's edition was held Saturday and was centered on a parody of the deeply overexposed Broadway musical "Hamilton" -- and, as is the norm, involved the sitting New York mayor. Ode To An Obstructionist "As you undoubtedly know, Senator James Bunning (R-Kentucky) is retiring at the end of the year � and none too soon.

The Right Has Never Been So Wrong: Political Satire For Our

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Choose between our full-length Digest or our quick-hitting Snapshot to keep up with news important to Liberty. Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy? Are you constantly enraged over dating inequality? He argues that that "laughter is satanic"—an expression of dominance over animals and a frustrated complaint against our being merely mortal. No subject is too sacred or sensitive for the biting pen strokes of Turkey's most widely circulated weekly: not the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks in the U.

The Tory Of Little Dave

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Q: What's the difference between God and a Conservative? You are here: Home / Stephen Frank's California Political News And Views / Jay Leno “Fired” Because Jokes about Obama Were True? Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. Military Jokes and Humor stories have always amused and entertained. Others kill their chances of ever becoming president. Was kicked out of office two times, sleeps until noon, used opium in school and drinks a quart of brandy every evening.